PUPPY PIE
Take one puppy, roll and play till lightly pampered, then add the following ingredients:
1 Cup patience
1 Cup understanding
1 pinch correction
1 Cup hard work
2 Cups praise
1 1/2 Cups fun
Blend well. Heat with warmth of your heart till raised or until puppy has doubled in size.
Mix with owner till consistency is such that owner and puppy are one.
